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Like a vicious and vindictive plague, my stories have been spread far and wide…

Amazon.com has been more than generous to allow us small-time writer smurfs to promote our work by allowing five FREE days for each and everyone of our titles available on KINDLE.  Not only that, but the FREE Promos were made available not only in the US, but also the UK, Italy, Denmark, and France. What a cool thing for a soul-sucking corporate giant to do! 😉

Seriously, there really is no way for me, a tiny cog in the Big Machine, to accomplish this on my own. 

Besides the unprecedented, and nearly worldwide exposure to Rageness, Spunicity and Nelsonsauceness,  I also got a very clear vision of what readers dig (PHARMACIDE, PILATE, RAGE PRIMER)… and what they were … um .. less than thrilled with (BELLY, SPUN MONKEY’S DIGEST). Hey, what can I say, except I write for the readers and they are the Boss, Applesauce!  Any writer can tell you that.

The net results are that nearly 2000  of my 10 available Kindle stories were uploaded, read and (hopefully) enjoyed.  Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!

So, to each and every single one, I thank you more than words alone can say!

To whit …



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There were special group areas to engage in any sort of Greek or Roman decadence. Pornos were filmed on premises. Orgies were easy to be had; coke rails the length of your leg, animal fucking, sucking, sacrifices, Black Magick. There was blood letting and drinking, skin branding and flesh removing. Anything, man. Just fucking anything.

A 5 star review from ‘MonsterLibrarian”

not too fuckin’ shabby… You Morbid Westphal by Steven Rage*New Review

Evil Nerd Empire, 2009

ISBN: 978-1-4392-5973-3

Available: New and Used

YOU. Yes, “you”… are a poor soul in the hospital on your last legs. And as it is, you’ve “given birth” to one of the most horrible “people” ever possible…

MORBID. Born from “your” rectum, Morbid dispatches many other patients in the hospital in extremely horrendous and painful ways. However, the main suspect of these murders isn’t Morbid, but instead…

WESTPHAL. Living with his ghost step-dad, Sammy, and his pet aborted fetus, Chip, Westphal works as a night shift nurse, getting stuck with all of the worst patients. All those that no one else wants to fool with. Just to get through the day, Westphal has to dope himself up with the strongest narcotics possible and that doesn’t always help make things easier.

These three characters, as well as a host of other interesting “people” make up Steven Rage’s You Morbid Westphal. Both the characters and story format are unique- Rage has created a one-of-a-kind voice with this novella, which has enough story to fill a full-length book. A large chunk of the story follows Westphal day-to-day as he suffers through many horrendous tasks at work, in his dreams, and even just trying to obtain more drugs along the way.

As soon as I read the final chapters of this book I was ready to re-read it. I ended up waiting a few months before doing just that, but after a second read, I would be more than happy to do so yet again… and again… and again… You Morbid Westphal is one of those novellas that never get tiresome, as you pick up something different with each read through. You Morbid Westphal is not for the faint of heart, as it is full of numerous crude scenes that Rage describes in graphic detail. For many seasoned horror/bizarro readers, this will be a plus, but for those that can’t handle things over the top, beware! Highly recommended!

Contains: Adult language, Adult Situations, Sex, Rape, Violence, Gore, Heavy Drug Use


Review by Rhonda Wilson



Armed and dangerous, ain’t too many can bang with us. Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious. Thug ass niggaz that love to bust, it’s strange to us. Y’all niggaz be scramblin, gamblin Up in restaraunts with mandolins, and violins. We just sittin here tryin to win, tryin not to sin. High off weed and lots of gin. So much smoke need oxygen, steadily countin them Benjamins..

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